This gif is KILLING me because it leaves out the best part of her trying to get the straw in her mouth!

A well-constructed, well-fitted dart is a thing of beauty. This dress is the opposite of that, sadly.

Hmm...I didn't get an age restriction notice just now when I went to play it? Maybe it was a fluke? Maybe TPTB made a hasty change?

I'm imagining this to be a pumpkin macaron with cream cheese vanilla cardamom filling.

I once made a mobile with several of those hard plastic fetuses, painted 'em with nail polish, I do believe. Ah, my earnest young feminist days!

Not necessarily! They opened a shop in Manhattan or Brooklyn, I do believe. THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE!

My dog was a puppy when I first rescued him and he would follow my girlfriend's parent's dog (a giant Mastiff named Vinnie) around and do EXACTLY what Vinnie did. Down to drinking out of the water bowl at the same spot. Cutest.

It's the best mac and cheese ever. You used to only be able to get it in the Pike Place Market in Seattle at Beecher's, but now lots of grocery stores (in the Northwest anyway) carry a deeelicious frozen version. Totally worth the 11 bucks and the dairy bomb.

And I've never followed it up with a hearty bowl and a pint of Chocolate Therapy.

Yes. Today I most definitely NEEDED to buy $10.99 Beecher's mac and cheese instead of coming home to make rice and veggies. I mean, have you had that shit? JUSTIFIABLE.

Seriously. There is nothing like working retail to make you really hate people.

Whoa. That is one of those "why is this person a teacher?!" moments.

Professional editor/amateur linguist here:

I hereby declare this dress to be the cutest dress in all the land. I WOULD LIKE IT IN PLUS SIZE PLZ THX.

So this made me finally watch the original. And the original is just fucking stupid. And I feel disappointed in Pharrell after watching it. Blargh.

So there's this thing that happens sometimes where what's true for you isn't always true for everyone else. For example, I hate coffee and think it tastes like bitter ass. Other people apparently love that taste. Both of us are right. WEIRD BUT TRUE.

Google is your friend.

Oh yeah, I mean Corey is the same person who gave Marissa Alexander twenty fucking years, so.

Is it weird that I'm totally into the inflatable dress?

I was so worried at first, because her character seemed so much a caricature, but they they dropped the layers/depth and DAMN.