They really are. I love 'em individually, but I would nevereverever want one of my own. I like 'em big, kinda dumb, and lazy.

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift just always look so dead inside. Correspondingly, I am so bored when I see them. I do. not. get. why people like them.

Right? Can we just take a moment for a hearty "fuck you" to Sylvia Browne? Vile, leeching charlatan.

Yeah, this quote right here: "they [Knight's mother and a cousin] have yet to be told where Michelle was taken" leads me to think that perhaps Michelle doesn't want to see her mother...

I'm hopeful that the 3 women are bonded enough to be supportive to each other post-kidnapping ordeal. Especially for Michelle Knight's sake.

Yeah, my friend's dog first lost an eye in a dog fight, one side of his body is all scar tissue from that same fight, he went deaf, and then he went blind in his remaining eye...and he's still terriering on, happily ferreting out drops of food in crevices, barking at nonexistent things, and opening the oven door,…

Okay, I tried watching it because I will pretty much watch anything sci-fi, but then Mia Kirshner came onscreen and I just couldn't.

It's not diabetes, but my friend's JRT has been blind or mostly blind for years now and he still ambles about happily, doing annoying terrier things. If you have another dog, chances are they'll help your blind dog, which will be painfully heartwarming and adorable.

I was actually thinking about this last night while spooning my dog, because I need to do his flea meds again. And then I was like, "well, I've had him for like 11 years now, so it's a little late to get weirded out by potential bugs."

Quibble:

I really, really wanted to get into Defiance, but I just cannot because Mia Kirshner.

It was overkill, and it was a boring, tired fucking cliché. Loras has been portrayed as a fighter and strategist up until that conversation, and all of a sudden he's swooning over fabrics? Not that ya can't do both, I guess, but it's just so trite.

Yeah, but they could have responded in other ways that weren't so douchey. Saying things like "I already told you" - a 911 operator knows (or should know) that people in crisis aren't going to register everything that's said. There are ways to calmly repeat questions and answers and still be a decent human being.

THANK YOU. I feel like that 911 operator was kind of a douche.

Kitten heels are the worst worst, though, because they trick you into thinking they're safe and not-really-heels and then BAM! Turned ankle.

I don't care about the color, I just like that they are comfortable AND cute! I walked into a Famous Footwear the other day and LITERALLY all the shoes for women were pointy heels. Or ballet flats. WTF.

Right? Also, I tend to fall over because I have weak ankles. Falling over is just not a good look for me, so I tend to wear flats, or wedges less than 1.5" (and none of those fake-out wedges either, that get all skinny on the bottom. I fall over in those, too.) I am so into these shoes.

Star Jones' hat is wearing her. And might be a lampshade. A mutant lampshade plotting to take over the earth.

I was pretty into the whole season 2 Maryann the maenad plotline, but that might be because Michelle Forbes.