Sorry, I'm just here because I panic-clicked away from the piece by Schwyzer on bend-over boyfriends. Ew.

There is some seriously awesome awkwardness in the Season 2 finale that just came out, FYI. Like, the kind of awkward that made me cringe and say "ooh" out loud but also laugh.

I never thought the day would come when I would think that something Ryan Seacrest said would make me want to high-five him.

Professional editor here, totally agreeing with you. I fucking HATE grammar snobbery, and I love grammar!

Shout out to the choir dorks!

I do. Trump is a horrid, horrid excuse for a human being. Tyler the Creator might be kind of obnoxious, but nowhere near the level of Trump.

As someone who geeks out about sociolinguistics, I LOOOOOOVE THIS!

Yes! I noticed that, too!

Right?! Ridiculous. Especially when the character in question is very practical, it drives me crazy. (Last night I was watching Star Trek Voyager and Seven of Nine was wearing heels. WHAT?!)

I dunno, I picked it up from an ex. I mean, it makes sense: you would look at someone really strangely if they were made of peanut butter.

I don't know if it was hormones or what, but I was a crying wreck with last night's episode. Even though I was fully aware that it wasn't that great.

Also, on a more shallow note:

I went into Famous Footwear the other day and asked if they had oxfords that weren't heels and they looked at me like I was made of peanut butter.

Well, I guess it depends on your approach to fashion. I'm pretty much in the "fuck the rules" and "fuck flattering" camp - if you like it and you feel good in it, do it. Also, I have some serious child-bearing hips and plenty of junk in the trunk myself, and I *like* to call attention to it. Similarly, I used to…

It's not the peplum that's bad - it's more that the pants are too tight, the top doesn't go, and the peplum itself should be a bit longer.

I dunno, for my money, the ABG Harlem Shake is the best.

smarty-pants pup, using his legs to brace himself against the edges of the slide!

What if we don't call it a variety show? I'd argue that The Ellen Show, for example, is basically a variety show: skits, musical numbers, dancing, interviews, etc.

So's yer face!

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