omg, yes! I was trying to figure out what Chastain's dress reminded me of!

"Being a Yahoo isn't just about your day-to-day job"

Right? I mean, Adele doesn't like to expose flesh (though I wish she would cuz she's h.o.t.), and she still manages to look lovely and put-together.

Did you see the pic of her from some part the night before the Oscars? She looked smokin'. Like whoa.

I don't know! I mean, I watched the shows...maybe it's because I never had a crush on Kirk Cameron? He always grossed me out. I was more of a River Phoenix/Wil Wheaton kind of girl.

Are you perhaps implying that they should employ a copyeditor? Or at least do basic fact-checking before uploading a post? BLASPHEMY!

In Lohan's defense, pit bulls are exceedingly cuddly.

And I promise I won't lose any sleep over your insensitive, willful asshattery!

god I love a gif party

Yes! Yes to everything in your comment.

Actually, I don't even bother to read Dirt Bag unless it's got Ms. West's byline. Her level of not caring is what makes it so awesome.

There's a big difference between domesticated and wild rats - pretty sure the rats in the photo are domesticated.

John Mayer looks incredibly creepy in all the pictures.

That poor, poor little muffin. Can't we call animal control or a rescue or something?

Wait, how did it never occur to me that Candace Cameron was Kirk Cameron's sister? Here's hoping she's not the wingnut sort of Christian...

It's the gif that just keeps giving.

This is all some damn good advice. Why can't the sex column be this good?

Well, that's awesome for you that you've never experienced severe depression or suicidal thoughts. It's not just "a situation"—it's generally a whole bunch of "situations" heaped on each other and it can become really hard to see that anything will ever change. And there are a lot of societal factors that contribute…

Does this mean that Nathan Fillion is going to be on Parks & Rec? Because that would LITERALLY make me pee my pants with excitement.

SO MANY NERDS ON JEZ.