It's so true! Especially when you're a privileged white male academic with dubious (at best) ethics!

Wait, were the words "excellent" and "Vice" just used in the same sentence?

That anchor woman's look is FLAWLESS.

Sorry, wait - I thought I was on the Jezebel website? This is one of the most boring, trite, body-shaming, mainstreamy-bullshit articles I've read here, and I'm actually counting the various stories about Honey Boo Boo and celebrity fashion.

My queer femme household got a bottle of the matte topcoat and we are OBSESSED with it. I don't have pics, but I did matte black, with a diagonal gold line and subtle black glitter on one side of the diagonal. h.o.t.

wet puppy number ten so perfectly conveys the FEELINGS.

It was technically a Democratic majority, but the truth is the Democrats made a lot of sacrifices and ended up with some very conservative Democrats that didn't actually follow party lines. So the majority was in name only.

Depends on what sort of fashionista you are, I guess. What I can see of her outfit is cute and fun. Way more interesting to me than "high fashion" bullshit.

Um...cuz it's not just 70 and 80 and 90 year-olds getting breast cancer. It's women in their 50s, 40s, and 30s - and even sometimes 20s.

Lindy, you are the only writer who can get me to read things about celebrities when I don't even know or care who those celebrities are. And I kinda love you for it.

Oh just STFU. Seriously.

Yes, well..."Greek life" is plenty fucked up on its own for many different reasons, butt chugging notwithstanding.

"I've never heard of anyone else using them, either." And this is why gonorrhea is on the rise. People don't talk about sex or STDs with their friend, have negative perceptions of safer sex, we get crappy sex ed in schools...all adds up to STDpalooza.

omjeezus, I'm amazed that the first thing everyone is jumping on is how awful the latex tastes. #1 - it's not THAT bad. Maybe I don't want a latex-flavored ice cream, but it sure as hell tastes better than getting an STD. #2 - there are non-latex condoms out there, folks. Polyurethane condoms have come a long way.…

Maybe to you - it's never bothered me really. I prefer that taste so much more than getting an STD.

Captain Mal really knows how to sum it up, facially.

Not to beat a dead unicorn, but...that was just brilliant. The first time I saw it in the theatre, the ENTIRE audience erupted in cheers. Did y'all come up with that idea on your own, or was this actually from another horror movie that I am sadly unaware of?

Yes, a thousand times yes!

For anything Joss-related, you're right - that totally was a happy ending.