Why is the unicorn SO AWESOME? (and anything else about the unicorn you'd like to share)

Linguistics-nerd fangirl squee: PENELOPE ECKERT!!! ♥♥♥

I think people like deliberately missing the point sometimes...

This time it's just a comment on your simplistic, trollish humor.

I do believe you meant to type her, she, she, her, she, and her - regardless of whether or not you think the state should pay for the surgery.

This. Though I would add teaching kids about helpful hygiene, cuz this isn't just sex-related. We are so screwed up about bodies and genitalia and sex in this country/modern world, it'd be ridiculous if it wasn't hurting people.