My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

...and the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.

“It’s about violently dominating anyone that stands between you and what you want.”

He couldn’t find a babysitter.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Relevant

Take, drink this, for this is my blood which is given to you. Do this in defiance of thirst.

Don’t mistake my thesis for “the Work Truck trim sucks.” So not the case, in fact, the base trim is pretty damn good for the price.

three-pedal pickup

Damn in Lincoln, why you gotta be the one making the right choices for names while everything else sucks about you. Cadillac, stop being a bitch and bring back the names to go with the awesome rides your making these days.

I don’t know why other people have responded to your post. But my point is that your post makes sweeping generalizations about US and Mexican culture that are just factually inaccurate. You imply in your post that, being from a Mexican family, you find US sentimentality over animals quaint. This reinforces a very…

Euthanizing an animal with IV pentobarbital takes less than 30 seconds. With the exception of the occasional animal with a seizure disorder, it’s remarkably peaceful.

“Constantine Scrivanos” is a tremendous name

Ugh, this is disgusting. A sign that says “Thank You for Not Tipping” is completely insufficient and misleading. Any store doing this should have to include plain information that tipping is not permitted, tips become the property of the store, and employees are not permitted to keep the tips.

So basically you think because you’re not literally saying a Tahoe, you’re not doing this:

The only good thing to come out of this abomination of a monstracety wrapped in a horrific mess disgusied as a movie was that it spawned a wonderful Twitter hashtag #addblartimproveamovie.

“...The chicken wing poking out from behind the steering wheel is easy to grab and never ends up in gear when you’re trying to put it in park. It’s out of the way when you’re driving and doesn’t mess with the interior aesthetic. Long live the damn thing.”

Sometimes I really despise the things my profession does.

Sincerely Yours,
Marketing Guy in the Auto Industry


(That being said. I could see this ad actually convincing some dirty hipster who just got their first job as an Account Representative for Yelp to buy a Renagade over the Veloster or Soul they were already…

As much as every person here seems to want to write it out, Escalade was a critical part of Cadillac's revival, and the vehicle on which the debuted the new Art and Science design (at least, the first in production).

Well, that Escalade-d quickly.