Leases don’t have surprise end dates.

“Watch all the TV spots in the last week before release.” Wait for it.

Because he’s not actually a troll, but a bigger pompous ass who believes in the sweet nutrition of his bullshit even more than you or me.

Obstinate troll is obstinate.

There’s that commitment to “you must be crazy because I’ve never missed a point in my life.” I thought you’d lost your bluster for a while there.

Final Destin8n B4 2Morrow: F8ful Inv8ers Too

Ditto.

See, you could make a useful comment and share your experience, characterizing the degree to which Emily Blunt’s performance of that character was original versus a rote expression of what was in the source material.

You aren’t that second mouse.

They used epic trailer music for the previous trailers. This is their final trailer where they do something different, in this case attract the people who need guitars and lyrics to get pumped up (and maybe not dwell on it being set a hundred years ago in case they have allergic reactions to anything old-timey).

I thought Transformers universe.

Two can play the quitting-without-quitting game.

You do see the problem of jumping to the conclusion that there’s something worth outrage here, don’t you? You are essentially being willfully ignorant and doing the enemy’s work for them. Please don’t do that. Please, if you’re not going to click through the sources or even read the post through its last paragraph,…

No, I’m saying if you’re going to barf up an “I’m smarter than stupid Hollywood” hot take from a template we’ve all seen a thousand times before, try not to use the version that makes it look like you’re so ensconced in your bubble that you think the film was a critical and commercial failure when it wasn’t.

I’d be embarrassed for you, but I like the way you lean into your role of serving as a warning for others.

You really need to get your Occam’s Razor sharpened. Three mistakes? Each line of text is the character’s superhero name. Each line of text is the same typeface and is centered within the piece. Each character graphic is a straight lift from elements used to promote the four series. The graphic is from a fan page that…

You’re the one who keeps missing the target.

Don’t jerk so hard, you’re going to bruise it.

Jumping through flaming hoops, and doing the same kind of harm you claim is your concern.

The four names are clearly just centered on the background. There’s no conspiracy.