Really, any paint scheme that doesn’t suggest “I wrecked the front end of my black wagon with faded paint on the roof, then thought I’d use the front of a silver Challenger I saw at the wrecking yard to fix it — but I didn’t want to have to repaint the whole car, so... pretty clever paint scheme, huh?”

And an upgraded interior.

It’s the counterargument yours deserves. Right-wing nutjob propaganda stunts on college campuses is not going to help Democratic Party leadership pull its head out of its ass, and it’s not going to tell college kids anything they can’t learn by studying and discussing the issues academically. What do you think it’s…

Yeah, that’s not the problem. Go away.

I don’t think people realize that the end of net neutrality will be the end of cord-cutting.

This doesn’t do anything, it just lets states do something. If the people in those states don’t want it to happen, all they have to do is call their state legislators and it won’t happen.

It’s not crazy if they spend more time sleeping in it than you spent building it.

You lost me.

I know I can, but I’m not breaking out a Robert Talbott when you’re not even worth a Beefy-T and a DiGiorno.

Picking boogers doesn’t count unless you eat them.

Feel the power of the dark side.

It can’t be much longer before someone makes a They Live augmented reality app.

That’s funny.

Put on the glasses!

You’re either evil or an idiot and I don’t care which.

I’m sure things will be fine. Those natural resources you’re mining are all renewable, right?

Wanting to talk? Those who are unsympathetic and unreasonable aren’t getting my sympathy or my time.

Scientific rigor is not arbitrary. You are wrong.

A speech is not a debate, it’s propaganda. Set up a well-moderated debate. Or let the like-minded who wish to hear a speech rent a private hall and eject the disruptive. We saw that technique used very effectively last campaign season.

You don’t need to step in shit to know it stinks.