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Charger is last of the roomy rear-wheel-drive affordable sedans.

Forget the Wilton bag, just slather on a layer of frosting and then add props. It’s scrapbooking with food, anyone can do it :)

The cause of the atrocity is a company repeatedly saddled with corporate overlords only interested in dating Dodge’s hot sister.

It’s easy to rag on the age or deficiencies of the Charger and Challenger, but it’s enough that they still exist because nobody else in the industry even bothers with such machinery. And when they are gone, Jalopniks will mourn their passing.

You could send pics of delicious cupcakes decorated with tiny protesters holding 45 Sucks signs to him via Twitter and they’d probably have the same effect on him as eating them.

If SCOTUS doesn’t get gerrymandering sorted out quick, those fuckers are going to gain control of their thirty-eighth state legislature and then rewrite the Constitution.

Tying fees to revenue collected should be illegal. Fees should relate to cost.

He could piss on his base and tell them it’s raining and they’d put on raincoats and argue amongst themselves over whether it’s more Obama’s, Hillary’s, The Democrats’, The Liberal Elite’s, Chiyna’s, Radical Islamic Terrorists’, or Illegal Immigrants’ fault.

Just stop.

How is it that 45 doesn’t have a manservant to hold his talcum-powdered silk boxers as 45 steps into them? Or is that as far as the manservant is allowed to assist because 45 has to prove on a daily basis that he’s a big boy and can do the rest himself?

I try not to read much from general comments like that from filmmakers or anyone whose job is to get eyeballs on a property. The reason it’s a go-to comment is because it’s safe. It attracts most comic book fans and appeals to general audiences who make a face at the thought of watching films that are too “genre.”

Yeah, hypercars are great, even if they’re useless on the street. I can’t get enough of these so-cool just-race warriors.

It’s so named because the car is good for an Aston Martin Arby’s run.

Apparently “climate change, fake news” are triggering for some people.

How does this prove the future won’t suck?

I don’t know, but the chef probably suffers from dry mouth.

So many of them try. So many of them say it and mean it. Muted colors, frowns, trying to make fanciful things look practical or even mechanical, literal grit flying about and griming up the characters’ sweaty faces so you know how hard it is fighting evil... Captain America’s suit is based on military gear, and his

I know. She’ll be in her fifties! Can you even imagine his humiliation?

Many rank-and-file conservatives have some mind-bogglingly contradictory beliefs. (Many voters, period.) Ask them if they think their employer should be allowed to ship their job overseas.

You can’t be an Uber driver without a car.