Canada! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

The dark heart of any site that monetizes clicks is that discord gets more clicks. It’s only when the trolls create so much unrest that other traffic decreases that a site is financially motivated to intervene.

In all seriousness, positive reinforcement helps. Tell your Democratic Senator that you appreciate their NAY vote; if your Senator is not a Democrat, please call one of the Democrats who stand and talk through the night and thank them for standing up for the right thing when your own Senator won’t.

I think many of them want to put numbers on the Right Sort of People and deny service to everyone else.

It would be far cheaper to use the rail gun to shoot a few specific people into space.

Then they’ll blame brown people and women for over-using services and driving up costs. (Pay no attention to the insurance company actuaries!) Or wince and pass some toothless prescription drug reform. Or smile and gut the process for getting new drugs approved. Or call attention to (existing) data (mandated by…

That, and comic books about public figures getting political would go over even worse than actual public figures getting political.

Congratulations on successfully quitting Facebook. I’m told it can be hard.

He’s bad, true, but he lacks a distinct style; he’s borrowed so much from so many his work is just generically bad. You can’t say that about 45.

Liberals could have boycotted Facebook for being a platform for fake news.

Someone hasn’t been eating their ‘memberberries.

BayWorld, obviously.

They keep giving him stupid amounts of money because he keeps giving them back even bigger amounts of money. Until the global box office sours the way the domestic box office has and they feel there’s more money to be made elsewhere, you’re going to keep seeing Bay-style Transformers.

Not Anthony Hopkins.

I am hopeful, but not expectant, that GM has figured out that they can offer a variant like this in the US as a special-order item with all the option boxes and still make money on every single one — as long as they can sell enough across all first-world markets to justify the development to meet the strictest…

The dismantling of unions, jobs sent to other countries, the cost and quality of education here.

If they actually quit Facebook, a Facebook-for-conservatives site would be there to take them.

It’s worrisome that the Democratic Party hasn’t stood up and provided a sense of direction for all this angry energy.

Drunk is right. They feel fine. Great, even. Relaxed. In-charge. Worry-free. After all, it’s going just the way 45 said it would. He’s getting things done, and those things must be great because just look at how pissed off those liberal assholes are! It feels so satisfying that those self-righteous elites are mad. A…

45 erases W from the collective consciousness the way W erased Danny Quayle.