atomicbuffalo
Atomic Buffalo
atomicbuffalo

Not rigged, just buttfucked.

Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

Except that Trump would rather nuke us than let us go.

If anybody thinks 2020 is the year to fix this, we’re still doomed.

It most definitely is not.

Bad news: most of the agricultural counties in WA, OR, and CA voted for Trump.

Don’t forget a significant portion of the food supply. Until climate change turns all of our farmland into deserts. Time to invest in desalination plants. Any idea where we can put a billion tons of salt?

After the US leads the world into a Great Depression.

Don’t forget how many Latinos are Catholic and find abortion and gay marriage apocalyptically abhorrent. California Prop 8 defining marriage as between a man and a woman happened because the proponents mobilized Latinos through churches.

I’m more interested in California’s stance on sececssion.

White men in red states are the fucking problem.

Yes — I know this is an 8pm superhero show, so it doesn’t have to be deeply nuanced (indeed it can be a challenge), but I hope it gets messier than giving Alex a single perfect hook to hang her new sexual identity hat on. It’s too pat for the woman who flips the light on for Alex to be equally attracted and saintly in

Yeah, James wanting to suit up is a little contrived, but only a little. He’s always had that feeling of inadequacy in the company of supers — adjusted to it, sure, but it’s still there. He’s had two romantic relationships end recently — one of them with a super, which feeds that inadequacy. He’s been promoted to

What if Alex continues to be unable to say the word, and Maggie isn’t up for that? What if Alex just doesn’t click for her?

I’m less concerned with how they sleep and more concerned with why they’re not in fucking prison.

Wait, the Cubs are dangerous lunatics?

Maybe the shirt means “I’m going to hang myself but I need an audience.”

At least Trumpist pride makes them easy to spot from a distance.

Yeah, but they’re right and everyone else is wrong. Why can’t people see that?

When did Hillary Clinton ever need to use a computer? She’s been important enough to have a full-time personal assistant since Apple was still a record label. She probably rocked a Day Planner until they handed her a Blackberry. She knows what Google and Wikipedia and Facebook and Tinder are because she gets briefings