Don’t be ageist. When you get older :) you’ll realize that ugliness persists generation after generation. It’s why #BlackLivesMatter kept getting scratched out and replaced with #AllLivesMatter at the Facebook campus, and why sexual assault is a problem on college campuses. You’re not the first generation to think…

I suspect guys like Newt and Donald believe they should put women on pedestals, but they just can’t help themselves when women don’t climb up there and stay put. And they feel really bad about what happens as a result, but that should be between them and their Maker.

State/Federal officials should crawl up the county’s butt with a microscope and stay for five years.

Your boss asks you to take a picture showing that you voted for “the right candidate.”

One step at a time.

“You fucking dumbshit” Thanks for nothing.

Imagine if we could take spiraling healthcare costs off the table of every quarterly report and every labor negotiation and instead address them as a nation.

Those in power have been holding back the rest of us (some much further back than others) since before recorded history, and they’re not just going to give up.

If God sent Donald Trump, it was to test us.

Misty Knight / Colleen Wing / Jessica Jones / Elektra Natchios team-up?

Netflix is so secretive about how these shows profit them. Maybe the numbers don’t support a faster cadence.

If she’s Danny Ocean’s sister, is this a spinoff/sequel?

With so many theaters having digital projection, putting a flick on three thousand screens isn’t what it used to be.

It’s a well-known fact that a woman reaching up to push an overhead call button is an invitation to feel her boobs.

Mr. Feige: Just stop. You’re a liar and your excuses are insulting bullshit.

No, no, what Joss Whedon needs to do is reboot / next-gen the Fast and Furious.

By casting her so young in this flick, they get to invoke the “protect the child prodigy” cliche here (because it always works), then dangle the part of an adult Wolverine and see what marketable actresses bite. Said adult Wolverine obviously having traveled through time to arrive where+whenever Fox continuity…

You didn’t intentionally buy a manual-transmission car? ;)

The “performance” version of the Chevrolet Citation is best forgotten.

I thought thundercunts’ cockjuggling was carbon-neutral.