Rey can save my galaxy any time.

We’re going to end up with Pence anyway on all of the issues that make him awful. Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Obama doesn’t really care about that stuff, he just says whatever stokes the crowd. He’s only interested in flying around in Air Force One, signing trade deals, and keeping taxes on the rich low.

No, the President appoints the new VP and Congress confirms the appointment.

The problem is that it keeps breaking out of its nutshell.

I guess in seeing how low they can go, we’ll find out how high we can get, because processing this while sober is unpossible.

“Now see here, my good sir.”

Don’t worry about #RepealThe19th.

As the likelihood of a Trump presidency shrinks, the threat from Trump acolytes grows.

I clicked, ready to argue — a 1.5L V16 must sound like a mosquito with a megaphone.

So he thought it was okay because it wasn’t in the workplace?

Caitlyn has money. Priority One is to protect that.

Cultural change doesn’t happen just by waiting for it. It is a constant battle, one that each of us either fights or loses. 

Donald is wearing the same style he wore in the early-mid nineties — light fabric, big soft shoulders, loose fit, straight leg, with a pronounced break over the shoe. And it probably didn’t look bad twenty years and forty pounds ago when men around him wore it too.

We’re getting down to despots.

“...the old racist farts dying...”

If it’s this hard to stop a self-destructive childish idiot with no self-control, imagine someone intelligent and deliberate.

Agreed. Cartman is less self-absorbed and has much more self-control. Of course, he should, because he’s a fourth-grader.

Dress up like Hillary Clinton and wear a harness that holds a Trump head and torso right behind you.

Election 2016.

Trump won’t step down now, but what if Trump promises to resign once elected?