You’re going to be waiting a long time. People have moved beyond “looks cool on the outside” to “has the cool features” and “is the cool brand.”

I was thinking an Airgrabber in the hood would add some visible Mopar.

Northstar!

Latches that can’t be open from the outside can be defeated by every teenager with a sheet of paper.

Thank you. Almost 1 in 4 taking a manual is good. Sure, it’s down from 1 in 3 the previous year, but it’s still almost 1 in 3 on Z06 coupes. That suggests there will be buyers for a mid-engine with a manual.

My point was they couldn’t have handled it better except to keep the victims-are-always-right corporations-are-always-wrong crowd from taking notice and building up a head of steam. For the most part, mission accomplished.

7:1? On the Corvette? Really? If so, the apocalypse really is nigh.

That’s Nic Cage, Nicolas Cage’s less-talented less-intelligent less-interesting brother. (Remember when they were in Adaptation together?) Nicolas Cage doesn’t work much anymore.

Everybody’s got a blind spot, even when they’re generally rational, and you learn not to go there after a discussion or two. Fortunately, most people reciprocate and don’t go there with you purely out of respect for your relationship, and as long as neither of you is all-consumingly-passionate about it the…

Agents of SHIELD: Ghost Rider is so Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie.

Almost everybody flies off the handle at one point or another. The rest is emotional defense. None of us likes the idea of a third party being fooled by other posters into thinking that we lost. Any “facts” are just moves to counter. No one ever changes their mind on the Internet.

I’d take that bet, but I don’t have any small bills.

I can’t find the quote now, but David Sedaris once wrote (in Me Talk Pretty One Day I think) a quote from his father about the unimportance of men maintaining themselves, something to the effect of: men’s bodies are just sacks of meat that carry their brains around.

Read sensational headline. Skim article. Mis-remember previously sensational headlines and skimmed articles. Wordvomit. Defend honor of wordvomit against cruel and unusual competence.

Do you have an endless supply of straw men too?

I’m no fan of Cinemark — it’s their fault the locally-owned multiplex a block from my home closed down — and I’m down with the revolution whenever it starts.

Can you believe these people? They expect every owner and manager of every space in which people may congregate to turn it into a secured space that’s... what, “reasonably difficult” for a mass shooter to enter?

What does that accomplish? Seriously, walk through your proposed scenario and explain how it accomplishes fuck-all.

And every fourteen-year-old knows how to put a piece of paper on the latch as they exit so they can come back in.

They’re not really emergency exits, they’re exits.