I have never cared this much about a Cadillac before in my life. They got me.

That supercharger is larger than the engine in my car. Glorious!

My favorite heat exchanger is my wife, who can somehow pile on three blankets and still absorb all my body heat by touching my leg with a single icy foot.

But the roof stayed on?  This is an improvement on usual Tesla build quality.

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

Objective reality itself is a known leftist conspiracy.

That is so patently, obviously untrue, it would be laughable, if it weren’t so pathetically petty.

Or at least shoot tennis balls at them from an air cannon.

I bought a white GC last week and named it Snowflake.

Lol. My wife’s reaction was: “That’s my car! That’s my car! Biden drives the same car!”

Likewise, work closely with several Trump supporters. Some of them very highly educated. The nonsense I’ve heard come out of their mouths in the last few days has just been baffling. I just had to stop one of them the other day when they started in on me in the hallway on my way to a meeting. A cold “you’re smarter…

But because this is 2020, there are already conspiracy theories floating around

This is the ultimate.

Volkswagen: Da da da, ich lieb’ dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha

So the US Government is basically treating the USPS like it treats Cuba? Wonderful...

Wait, they aren’t hoarding S10s given much of the underlying parts bin came from that?

This exact same scenario is playing itself out in the IT systems of tons of massive, massive companies. Ancient software that runs on versions of Windows that haven’t been supported in over a decade, in turn running on hardware that hasn’t been produced in even longer. It’s alarming.

Yeah but I'm sure maintenance part contact ended at useful life ended. 

David Tracy has a lot to answer for. 

Postal LLVs use the GM four cylinder ‘Iron Duke’ Tech IV engine that’s effectively not much different than was put into things like 80s Fieros and other GM cars. Not to tie fires to the obvious fires joke (I’ve owned plenty of Fieros so I’m... used to the heat) but those engines are not known for the most robust build…