Michigan. No rules, just saying. We kind of invented test and tune. On Woodward.

a truly signature mind-blowing debut

And here I’ve been holding on to the idea that NASCAR was not figure skating.

Well, I suppose that fraud versus fraud would make for a good comic.

Somehow, though, if you think about it, they nailed the entire Axis Powers in one fell swoop. Italians, Germans, and the Japanese stereo. So wrong war, but, uh, win?

This is like, really weird. There are about thirty people in the US with that last name. I’m one of them. I don’t know this guy. Yet.

I want to, but then some stupid piece of my brain asks me if I’m enough rider for that. Then I get back onto my little 56hp single and remind myself beat it back into my dream-filled head that slow bike fast is fun, too.

I grew up with trafficators, and remember whem self-parking trafficators were the rage. I am not even that old....

Boots are sitting on the tailgate.

Considering that this is exactly what I need a truck for - hauling dirt bikes - this Ridgeline would be a win for me.

wonderfully unhinged... Just like you, Torch. Good words there.

3rd Gear: Most Important Cars At Detroit?

I remember the good old days when we all made fun of the Camry with butt-moisturizing seat fabrics.... Who knew it was just the tip of the proverbial head of organically-produced non-GMO lettuce?

5th Gear: The Minivan Lives!

Re: throttle application... You are correct that there are different ways and each has their own merits, but I find that the powerplant has more to do with where I am comfortable in the powerband than anything else. The easier it is to spin the motor up, the more important it is to find the flat/dead spots in the…

Rode to work at my new site today and the “OMG it’s raining” started up. Hahahahahahahaha, little do they know.... I’ll ride in almost anything. Why not, it’s just water, and I haven’t melted yet.

So, basically, MiDrive sucks kelp?

Every time I think I do something stupid on my bike, this crap comes up and I don’t feel like such a tool any more.

At $8K, this rig would be gone in an instant.

Exactly what I was about to post....