Scarlett Johansen.

“This is a pet shop.”

They said black actress, not Asian.

This article is lacking a whole bunch of context about Cernovich and how evil he is and why there needs to be planet-sized grains of salt taken with whatever he says. Polygon has some better background information about this. Essentially, admitted rapist Cernovich has been on a tear trying to “prove” the “existence”…

I find this article available.

“He is some sort of mushroom man?”

Good for you. It’s hilarious that someone whose job title literally means “market/advertise to draw an audience in” thinks that’s not their job.

I don’t know. I think people getting called out as herb ass poseurs by true ABBA hardcores sounds pretty fun. 

Oh my God! THE AV CLUB HAS DISBANDED!

So long, and thanks for all the snark.

But seriously, you will be so missed. An O’Neal piece always brightened my day, whether it was a hilarious attack on Justin Bieber or that heartbreaking obit for Chris Cornell.  Best wishes for a new path.

I haven’t been around here as much as I used to be, but when I did come here, it was usually for an O’Neal column and they rarely disappointed.

Sean — I think I can speak for all of us salivating, rancorous, sewer-dwelling mutants when I say we’ll miss you. Thanks for the years and years of great work.

Also, Sean, I promise that while I can’t speak for the other mutants I only wanted to gently gum your flesh, never actually eat it. 

Shitshitshitshitshit.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

y’all nasty as hell, coming up in this Club talking about how y’all can’t masturbate to the new She Ra cartoon because she’s not sexy enough hello, it’s a cartoon for little girls. She Ra is a princess who rides a rainbow unicorn named Swift Wind this is Not Made For Adult Men. can adult men watch? yes. are adult men…

Just as we know more about Star Wars than George Lucas, we know more about Die Hard than Bruce Willis.

Or, you know, don’t care about what other kids are named, especially when they aren’t out of the ordinary?

I think anyone who enjoys even one or two songs of the band should own A Night at the Opera.