“Shot like a perfume commercial and written like impacted shit” That’s poetry, Iggy. 

And sunshine comes out of the lubricated horse cock. 

Your parents really blew it with that name. 

I don’t watch it because I don’t understand quantum physics.

Colin Trevorrow: Gosh, wasn’t the Book of Henry awesome, guys? Guys? Are you there?

I don’t know, I kind of like the idea that he is not anything deeper. Like he is just a dark force sensitive individual who wanted power. What’s his connection to Palpatine? Nothing, he just wanted to grab as much power in the vacuum as possible.

What’s that film you like? The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking lego! 

Gamelogical is still killing it too. 

Great list, just that little reminder of The Book of Henry made me laugh (I’m feel kinda bad that I chuckle when I think about Trevorrow losing his Star Wars job because of the movie). Which movie do you think comes closest to “its so bad its good” category of film?

But what does this mean for the 20th Century Fox fanfare? Please I NEED TO KNOW!!?

Describe your Christmas plans in four words thread: Too much food. Help!

Twin Peaks was possibly the best piece of media I experienced this year (I have no other way to describe it), however when I seen that The Good Place was number 1, I sort of realised that if ANYTHING was going to beat Twin Peaks then it was, of course, going to be The Good Place. I know there are people here who might…

To be fair, Twin Peaks is at number 2 and The Good Place is incredible.

Walk Hard is superb and the songs are actually legitimately great genre parodies.

The Doctor REALLY needs to stop flying the TARDIS whilst regenerating.

I hope Sam makes it his mission to get every Tarantino fact wrong for now on just to spite you, Frasier.

Yup, that’s why I was slightly irked by Sight & Sounds top film list (which placed Twin Peaks at #2 on its list). The Return was brilliant, but trying to claim that it is more”film” than television diminishes all the great strides television has made over the past decade or so.

Aw, that’s super! 

They’ll still beat the UK in gold medals though. 

Well...I didn’t expect this.