Kudos to all the people posting wanking jokes and comparisons. It had to be done, and you came through reliably, pun intended.

 Gesundheit.

Absolutely. Shame that the folks that think as you do are few and far between. You’d think that there was something here, with all the noise we’re making, but we’re a very vocal minority.

I’ve never heard someone refer to their mother’s breasts as “investments”, but let’s not pretend they’re looking anything other than sad and woefully inbred.

See, that’s thing, it appears to be only predatory individuals, from the get go. I’ve read (and understood what I can) about the apparent potential for NFT’s and blockchain technology, and the only thing I keep coming up with is that there may be, one day, somewhat useful applications for it that are still way off,…

1. No

“if I didn’t know better I would have thought a boomer wrote this.”

Yeah, fuck those guys! Amulets forever!

Right? Just like I’m a mox diamond fan. Such a great card.

Perhaps the new contract requires them to swing dance as a symbolic gesture to demonstrate engagement with their outward stance on diversity and inclusion?

To expand on what Strossus said, there are going to be many people within the company that have contracts such that they would be throwing money away to accept that offer, an offer that was never targeted at them. The chance that everyone would take it and quit is so low that it would definitely be unprecedented.

You spent $100 on something that cannot do what it purports to do, then came to tell the internet how it’s dumb.

Nope, that theory has been smashed to bits time and time again. Part of the problem with the situation being systemic; it becomes more and more difficult to crack the status quo until it literally becomes impossible. It’s not that there’s not good people that become police, of course they exist, but they won’t remain…

Something I intend to try myself, now! I mean, look at her. She isn’t even remotely attractive. Just look at her for a second. Without saying that she necessarily closely resembles him, she is nonetheless, on impression, exactly the female version of Mark Zuckerberg.

Don't cut yourself on that edge, child.

I don’t disagree, but as someone has already said, perhaps the employers should be held to that same “higher standard” and shoulder a portion of the responsibility, given this driver in particular clearly had no business driving that truck on that bloody run, green AF as he was...

Exactly. Makes you think maybe these mandatory minimums are there to serve the prison complex, given they’re the only ones that will benefit from some spending the remainder of their life in prison, and at a cost of, what, like $200k per year, or something stupid like that?

Agreed. The public lobby shit is unbelievably stupid, and should be done away with for good. One of the many, MANY reasons I will never give rockstar another cent for as long as I live, once this is done.

FWIW, on console, you can find a solo public fairly easily by just changing servers until you find one, or remaining in a server with few people in it until they leave. I have no idea why it is, but I have always assumed that servers get scheduled for maintenance and effectively stop letting new players in, guaranteein…

Oh my god...motherfucking Pavel! You think they’ve actually done the players a solid for once with Cayo, able to make money at a fairly decent pace now, only to discover that, among the typical loading and freezing issues this PoS game has always had, you have to listen to that shrill moron Pavel non-fucking-stop,…