Why don’t you cry me some punctuation.

Yeah, Alex Jones is a piece of shit because he's overweight, and not one of the myriad valid reasons.

That’s a sound call out, get what you’re saying, but I assume asmallcat was referring to someone having developed and released an actual game, rather than some pseudo-celebrity that once maybe worked on someone else’s game.

Bullshit. You only believe that because you were the griefer. The best way to deal with griefers is by being on the ground, outside of a vehicle they can lock on to, shooting their coward asses out of the air. Takes some practice, sure, and an investment in the bunker research to access that lovely alternate ammo, but…

I just love that tweet up there! His thought - singular, solitary - for a 24 hour period...is someone else’s words.

And we all know having more money translates to being better and more important than those with less.

I don’t want to seem like I’m defending Chris Brown, because fuck that useless trash, but what sort of fucking imbecile books a KNOWN abuser to do a fucking benefit concert?

That thing is ugly, full stop. Even without the eventual problems, ND. I know that era was a bad time for cars in general, but it’s a “Porsche” that looks like a Ford Pinto. It's hideous.

They’re not wrong, just a little old I suspect. Back in the day they did indeed just bag up (frequently a rubbish bag) leftovers to add to tomorrow’s pile, but this was decades ago.

This actually is Quebec doing something decent for a change, even if it doesn’t appear that way at first.

It’s a good thing you showed up with your half-assed questions, without any follow-up, to set the record straight.

Yes, there are plenty of people in the world that both have convictions and are not cowards.

What an odd and verbose way to explain that you fail to understand the nature of addiction and lack basic compassion.

One need not be Islamophobic to detest the astoundingly toxic evil that is religion in general, friend

Well, I suppose telling people reading a gaming site to ignore reality TV and instead play video games is not terrible advice.

It’s like a shitty version of a Busta Rhymes song.

I like how you imply that Oprah isn't one of the worst humans extant in your condemnation of one of her many protégé's.

You know goddamned well they’re cool with it because the inbred scum like kobalt bring in extra clicks, and the only thing they are concerned with is engagement.

And how! Like, maybe not a “I reckon you get handsy with children” level of creepy, but certainly “I would never let you near my children” level.

Bloody hell, Kotaku. How much popcorn do you think I have?