I’ll go out on a limb and assume he doesn’t ACTUALLY advocate for the murder of rollerbladers, and was attempting what he felt was a humorous stance based on a bias against them, which many skaters have.

Are black milfs not allowed to be insanely sexy? It was odd and a bit non sequitur, but I’m unsure what was creepy about it...

Well said. I would like to add to it by saying fuck people and their stupid goddamned assumptions about something they did not experience and thus do not understand.

Have your star.

Right? If only we could return to the halcyon days of game sites reporting on game related topics.

Okay, I'll bite. Why?

Thankfully, he used the opportunity wisely. 

Oh, take your star, you magnificent beast.

This is a terrific fucking article, I genuinely enjoyed reading it.

Something IS better than nothing.

This is the correct take. I totally get that small wins are still wins, and we need to take what we can get. But we’re talking about an undeniably greedy, evil fuck (or group of fucks) here.

So we should probably endeavor to change the system then, rather than focusing on individuals that may or may not have cheated.

Ah, Ginsu! Again?! You gotta stop cheating, buddy!

It’s amazing these commenters manage to say anything at all with all those corporate dicks in their mouths.

Well, you at least seem like you’re trying to reason, so I’ll help you out a bit.

I think people may have been trying to spare your feelings, but it's most likely your odor. Please attend to it. Thanks.

Yep. “Dave is funny" is about the degree of articulation I would expect from people that find Chappelle funny.

This. Terrible people are terrible, and need to be held accountable. The take of “Well, other people are shitty too, so lets ignore it.” continues to be stupid. Do you want Paltrows? ‘Cause that’s how you get Paltrows.

Jesus, Whoopsie. We talked about this.

I am sorry, but I cannot condone this terrible statement, Whoopsie.