Oh, take your star, you magnificent beast.

This is a terrific fucking article, I genuinely enjoyed reading it.

Something IS better than nothing.

This is the correct take. I totally get that small wins are still wins, and we need to take what we can get. But we’re talking about an undeniably greedy, evil fuck (or group of fucks) here.

So we should probably endeavor to change the system then, rather than focusing on individuals that may or may not have cheated.

Ah, Ginsu! Again?! You gotta stop cheating, buddy!

It’s amazing these commenters manage to say anything at all with all those corporate dicks in their mouths.

Well, you at least seem like you’re trying to reason, so I’ll help you out a bit.

I think people may have been trying to spare your feelings, but it's most likely your odor. Please attend to it. Thanks.

Yep. “Dave is funny" is about the degree of articulation I would expect from people that find Chappelle funny.

This. Terrible people are terrible, and need to be held accountable. The take of “Well, other people are shitty too, so lets ignore it.” continues to be stupid. Do you want Paltrows? ‘Cause that’s how you get Paltrows.

Jesus, Whoopsie. We talked about this.

I am sorry, but I cannot condone this terrible statement, Whoopsie.

That was a fascinating insight into the mentality needed for the insane mental gymnastics required to just gloss over the terrible ideas that FDS has demonstrably espoused.

Fuck me, the Quakers are into EvoPsych now?!

Precisely that. You cannot build a (positive) connection with someone that you are constantly lying to, no more than you can constantly needing to justify your own motivations to yourself, when your intention is to mercilessly use people.

By definition. Narcissists, abusers, users and manipulators do not make for good lovers, unless you personally derive sexual stimulation from witnessing your partner orgasm as quickly as possible before they’re good and done with you, I suppose.

Uh, what? Your server, whom presumably didn’t know the first bloody thing about you, your partner or your relationship, was incredibly rude to your partner based on their hastily acquired assumptions, and you think that was awesome?

Cats...

Right next to My Son is a Dumbass Because I’m a Shitty Parent 101.