Additional points if the protagonist makes the decision to BACK into a darkened corner.

No. Not petty. This guy is an intolerable scumbag, and his product is intentionally poor, unmitigated rubbish, which he wants people to buy. He will be thrilled to see people lose their money to him, buying this utter nonsense.

A few years back, on the way to the store with my (at the time) toddler, I had the immense displeasure of witnessing the finishing touches being put on this poor DISABLED man as a group of police officers beat him to death. It was a pretty big thing for this city, but it ended in much the same fashion as most of these…

Meh, it’s The Root. Great place, NECESSARY place, even if it’s a giant echo chamber, but still a lot of religious belief among POC.

No, not really. I mean, I don’t think anyone is suggesting that all teenagers are psychopaths, just that as a teenager, cognitive functions are still in development. Empathy is complex concept, in execution, and one that many people that age struggle with.

I giggled more with this “JFC what is the obsession with AOC’s age? She’s not young; she’s 31.”

Of course he’s not certain. The language used was to garner clicks, as it always bloody is. If you were to speak to him personally, I doubt his response would be, “No, really, I’m certain positively NOBODY wants this. Fact.” Language was used to get us to click, and we did.

Ahahahahaha....

Funny, I read that as one of the most intellectually honest things I’ve ever heard an American say.

That’s an interesting theory, but I’m gonna go way out on a limb in thinking that, most of the time, when a minor is spending money online, they’re likely spending their parent’s money.

I think we should start looking at the very real probability that many people (not necessarily you, Gibson) who complain about “cancel culture”, the ones saying things similar to this, are not at all “terrified” that some fucking rando group of internet dwellers are going “cancel” their life FOR NO GODDAMNED REASON,…

Jee-SUS! 

It is exactly that. Now that more and more people have become aware of the laughable joke that awards ceremonies and their respective committees are, they’re making their woke noises in an effort to not lose the remaining 400 or so people that give a shit in any way.

Finally! That was my thought. All these people discussing what they would do in the event of fucking cheese being thrown at their car, no mention of the apparent BABIES being targeted.

I’m pretty certain if you consult with a medical professional, you’ll discover eating nothing provides greater nutritional intake than eating that rubbish.

Totally. When I read that disgusting post, my first thought was to also assume that they literally INTEND to tie someone to a chair, and then blunt force traumurder the individual with a brick of frozen cheese for dirtying their car.

“Talk about a wasteful prank. Not that Kraft Singles are particularly good cheese, but this is literally throwing a barely edible, food-like substance out the window.”

Yeah, I just started an account for the express purpose of saying that I’m almost positive Clifford and ywkh are the same person.