Fuck your headline, Patrick.

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

From Blatter to pee?

The Spy Who Shagged Sepp

I’m genuinely curious if this testimony causes Trump to denominate him.

I really like this guy. He’s very intelligent and a student of history. I think his views are going to be at odds with the current administration, but he’ll bust his ass to make the U.S. military ready for any current or future conflict. He cares very much about the soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines.

I support this movement.

I feel like rallifying your car is going to be the next big thing, seriously. It’s a sane, cool, and pragmatic response to the stance crowd.

I. Am. Furious.

im going to update this because it’s :(

Guarantee he voted for Trump.

Not to brag, but I met the Spice Girls and had dinner with them the day before their 1st album came out in the US.

that last video will be every trump voter in 2017: white, facial-haired, flabby body, staring despondently at the country they ruined out of irrational anger...too dumb to process what they just did.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

Funny, I have this:

Funny you ask. I got backed into in the parking lot of my local library, and the cops didn’t issue a ticket because they said it was private property.

Yeah but complaining about it is a bit silly. The law’s pretty clear, he broke it and got a ticket. Total non story.