We actually had to watch the Miracle Worker in fifth grade. If nothing else, she should be in the history books so kids will understand all the HK references in popular culture.

My favorite kind of wacky WW2 history is all the irrational top-secret weapons and vehicles that only the vast expendable wealth of war bucks could create..

Wait, when did the American proletariat seize the means of production from the capitalist pigs? I must have been in the bathroom...

We just want to force you to leave you’re home and the community you’ve grown to love and never come back because your version of God talks funny. But we could JUST KILL YOU, YA KNOW? How could you be so ungrateful!? Were trying to do this the nice way!

To be fair, I use the Pro Controller 80% of the time. It’s an excellent controller right up there with the Xbox’s. Even when I take my Switch with me on trips, I’ll usually set it on a table and use my pro, even on a plane. I don’t hate the joycons but their definitely my second choice.

High end tablet PC/touch screen laptops will run you at least $600-1000+, plus, those machines don’t appeal to kids the way Switch does. The controller is the least of those problems. As for cellphone, games the controls are the problem and I don’t see an easy way around it unless phone makers start making…

counter point: the magic system is an abomination

I really think that’s the Switch’s biggest advantage that the previous systems lacked. People have long said how good portable consoles are for RPGs, Strategy games, short burst games, etc. which is why Nintendo handhelds have always been huge. Now the Switch has the same appeal. It dawned on me when during the last…

I have a wierd OCD thing where certain childhood games I can only play on their original system or things just feel off. I have 7-9 on PS3/4, but when I a want to play them, I almost always dust off my PS2 or PSone. It happened recently when I got a hold of the Seiken Densetsu collection. I started playing SoM with my…

Sure, you say that now, but when were 5 years in without Mario Kart 9, you’ll be singing a different tune!

Still miss that Virtual Console tho..

I love the Nintendo finally has a console with great ports, but I hope they get passed the Wii U stuff soon. I get that they were missed by a lot of fans who didn’t bother with Wii U, and they take less man power than a full-fledged sequel, but I need an actually NEW New Super Mario Bros, Mario Kart, 3D World, etc.…

I’ve been saying for a while that a lot of the art shown here is the same cyber-futuristic dirge or fantasy stuff with similar color tones and style.

One of my biggest hopes is that the dems take the house and makeup enough ground in the senate to finally pass a Voting Holiday bill. It probably won’t since we don’t deserve nice things like a real country, but I can hope.

So, Russia, who helped him win the 2016 election, is going to turn around and join the Dems to undermine him and in all likelihood, put the screws to Russia? That makes no goddamn sense! But they’ll believe it wont they, those stupid, hateful people who make me ashamed to be an american will believe every fucking…

Wait, is Woodward Jewish? Or is the forgotten apple alluding to an imaginary Jewish conspiracy?

Dont forget Iphone A4 Arena Ultimax

This one of those things that bums me about mordern gaming: the abandoning of game manuals. I still have a bunch of SNES manuals in my closet that I sometimes take a whiff when I’m in in there. It’s fascinating how distinct many of them are, and the memory effect they have is uncanny! It’s really a time warp.

Not the games themselves, but the instruction manuals. Many of them had unique scents. I still remember the smells of the Final Fantasy III SNES manual, A Link to the Past and a few N64 games like Mario 64. 

Honestly I’d prefer a 4-Swords Adventure remaster. That felt like a better couch co-op game to me.