“And you can run them over and take your money back. It’s just good business!”

I’m pretty sure Kirby is a canonical male.

This would only be more enjoyable if the mistress was Mia Khalifa.

“Donald Trump won this election on his own. He campaigned his ass off. And there is nobody who hates him more than me.”

This actually makes a ton of sense for board game, though I wouldn’t mind larger maps. The rules and unit combos should translate directly to a board.

wait, what? Where?

Not sure if putting Nowi on the box is card marketing...then again FE fans already know what they’re in for.

Bingo. No one involved in the development or creative process in any of those games would’ve been a proponent for pay-to-win loot boxes. They sink months and years of life into those games praying it will all come together and be well received. The last thing any developer would want to implement in their game is a…

Was it just me or did Battlefield 1 feel almost identical to modern day shooters despite the different eras of weaponry and tech? At least playing online, it was all automatics, frag grenades and popping smoke. Only the vehicles really had a different feel than their modern counter parts and a few weapons like the…

Anyone else a little worried about the Switch’s line up this year? The indie support is a big deal and the 3rd party stuff is welcome, but looking at the releases for this year, I don’t see any games that jump out as GOTY material. Not that it’s a must to have games buried in awards to be a successful console, but the…

I read the title as “invite 2640 Normans”, which would be much more appropriate.

Even though it’s not available in the West, I’d drop SW Dig 2 for Seiken Densetsu Collection in a heart beat.

Are the snapping animations that bad in the sex scenes? That could really take someone out of the moment, unless, of course, Parkinson’s is your fetish.

How long are those SNES carts supposed to last btw? My copy of FF IV that I got used in 1994 still has my saves on it. I remember Genesis games running out of battery after about 10 years.

You mean FF IV? FF VI was on FF Anthology.

What is this trash? You have an actual Olympian in Mario and not utilize his talents? I’d rather have Pikachu,and Bulbasaur lolling around.

I honestly still have my copy in the shrink wrap. I got it around the same time as I picked up Radiant Historia and kind cast it to the way side. I should dig it though. Ideally I’d love to play it on Switch!

Don’t forget some other decent ports like Tales of Symphonia!