It is interesting to me that people keep asking “why won’t republicans vote for Hillary,” but then dismiss Pence because of a single issue. Sure, you can argue “that is the only issue I care about.” I am fine with that, vote how you will. But strange GOP not allowed to dismiss Hillary for one issue also.

i don’t understand how anybody on trump’s staff will get work again. maybe employers will be like, “fuuuuuck........ you had to work your ass off for that bullshit. i like your dedication and work ethic. you’re hired.”

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

So Donald Trump thinks women are just there for his personal pleasure?

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

yep totally agreed. sleep training is not a choice, it is a feature of your kid. I did all the sleep training things and nap-time facilitation things and my kids would not fall asleep in two minutes or take regular long naps. It helped that the very-experienced babysitter of my younger child confirmed that my kids are…

Also Mittens fuck you for the the “our wives and daughters” because we’re property first, right? Don’t grope my property’s pussy!

He’s a Republican man running against a woman. He still has the evangelicals.

Question: if he drops out, does Pence become the nominee on ballots? Does Pence choose whatever VP he wants?

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

Make America Grope Again.

This does not have enough stars.

Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

I would like some drugs for a quarter.

Or because you’d prefer a living baby to one who was strangled by its own cord.

This is actually the most interesting comment I’ve seen, and I was moved to google it. Adjusted for inflation, it would be $714.04 in today’s dollars.

npr started a series about having babies in the us tonight, this story is another example of the same reality. monetization of everything, including a woman holding her newborn baby immediately after birth, as women have been doing LITERALLY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF BABIES. i appreciate that the parents here weren’t…

Regulations can be a good thing.