Came here to praise Martin Freeman, an actor who could have chemistry with a muddy lump of granite. But you covered that point quite nicely, thank you. So, thank you.

Holy shit, Waka Flocka.

Can I just say that I think Jennifer Garner is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood? Have you noticed that she looks lovely just leaving the gym and walking down the street? I bet she’s one of those people on TV and in the movies who looks lovely in person, if you merely run into her at the park or at the…

Oh Waka Flocka, solidarity. It happened to me twice. Once when I was a teen, at Belgrade Airport, in 1993, just before the war. We were detained by Serbian Border police for 15 hours, and me and my siblings were playing chess with a bunch of older Bosnian men who were detained with us. One of the men, with this brown…

Treat it like the Immaculate Conception: a beautiful mystery.

That series of tweets from Waka Flocka sounds kind of traumatizing but damn if I didn’t laugh at the end. What a Monday!

Would’ve been more fun if Garner said she was dating Angelina Jolie.

Ms. Lohan wants to clarify that her finger was lost in a freak accident, and definately not because she didn’t pay her debts on time and thereby offended a high ranking member of the Japanese Yakuza, who decided to take a finger as payment.

I hate when people post pictures of themselves getting medical care. I don’t know why.

Barack and Michelle are so damn cute I’m going to cry.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

I believe he’s referring to Kim’s ass.

The death drive is littered with “Stop” signs, and bombshell actress Margot Robbie is one of them.

Robin Williams has got to be one of the saddest celebrity deaths, especially considering how he died. What a talented, amazing guy. I don’t know whether to feel better or worse that this disease drove him to suicide. Hopefully that means he wasn’t feeling like that for a really long period but it sounds like it was…

Darn, I was hoping it would just post the picture.

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

I’m always so impressed by toddlers with luxurious heads of hair. My daughter is like a month younger than Charlotte and is on track to have a comparable amount of hair when she is approximately seven.

the knee socks on baby George just break my heart into a thousand pieces

I have no idea what it is about these royal babies, but I cannot get enough of their cute little faces and old-timey outfits.