Off the bench, judge.

As long as James Franco makes it.

He also noted that she should smile more.

That is literally the definition of being an actor.

Assuming your surprise is towards the gang-rape in Brazil, I avoided to mention the details because it’s the kind of ones that are used to put the blame on the victim (in fact, unfortunately, it’s pretty much what is happening): all the involved people are poor people, from one of Rio de Janeiro’s “favelas” (slums).…

The fucking guy is an animal, no question. And the victim and her family deserves justice. But could we stop it with the prison rape as a wish fulfillment already?

I don’t want to say I’m better than anyone else because I have a very low opinion of myself in general.

I don’t know about that. She never struck me as a greedy gold digger. She has her own career and money. She struck me as a foolish, immature, party girl who was very naive to get swept up in a relationship with a much older family man who was going through a midlife crisis and has had drug/alcohol problems for…

My makeup game is short but I’m running a long con with my skincare. I have (no joke) duplicates of literally everything for when I travel. I admire all y’all who use a Dove bar and the sun’s gentle rays to look amazing, but my skin is like a wild animal I’m trying to force into polite society. My routine goes:

People totally notice and do care. I had terrible acne as a youth; I know what it’s like. Anyone who tells you differently has no idea.

Regular rocks. My kid hands them to me a lot and I never know when she is going to ask for them back.

Next weekend, I will be starting my 2nd trimester. From some angles, I look pregnant and other angles it is more “burrito bloat” that just looks weird. I look oddly sausage like and definitely do not look normal. Either way, I’m wearing a fucking bikini to the pool for the first time in almost 10 years. My regular…

Saying “bikini body” is like chewing glass, it’s such an asinine term.

I know it’s not Saturday night open thread yet, but I really need some advice/recommendations of a stupidly superficial sort:

BOYFRIEND JEANS

I tried the ones at Banana Republic, and the pockets were so far down my legs, they were practically on my knees. I love the idea of a slim but not skinny jean, with a bit of wear…

There is no “right” way for a woman to be pregnant. She doesn’t worry enough, she worries too much, she doesn’t take the right precautions, she’s ridiculous, etc.

ZAPSS is a pretty fun acronym, though

I always think of her as her character on 30 Rock

I’ve always liked him and I don’t get the distaste it seems like a lot of people have for him. Disclaimer, I have a thing for Irish dudes, but still.

same.