Even the dying wouldn’t have been so sad if they hadn’t shown that the whole show was actually How I Still Want to Bang Aunt Robin all along. It turned an awesome show about the journey to meeting, and marrying the love of his life, into an exercise in trying to rationalize to his children why he wants to schtup a…

No. I hate how they made the Barney character grow up for more than two seasons only to invalidate it in the finale’s first 10 minutes.

Oh FFS, why did they not call it How I Met Your Father?! The show wasn’t called How I Met Your Mom. That’s about all I need to read.. .

Haha I looked it up on Wikipedia and the plot looked batshit. Anything that ends with resurrection and a virgin pregnancy is fucking insane.

Beg to differ

I can think of a few. The gay jokes that were still socially acceptable 10 or 15 years ago, for example. Now we cringe at them on Friends, but the show was very progressive at the time. The wage gap will be one. I sincerely hope that people arguing that not everyone has the right to healthcare and that people deserve…

HA! The civil emergency sirens started going off all over my county this morning starting at 4am and this was the PD response:

Bang on, Gretchen. I still remember the excitement I felt when I finally had a setup that meant I could talk on the phone and use the computer at the same time!

I give you Woman NOT Working At A Computer Because She Is Calling The 24-Hr Help Line, ca. 1995:

The woman who survived, Sandra Sapaugh, jumped out of his car on the highway while he was driving 70 miles per hour.

I was out of the area when she went missing, but I went to high school and junior high with Kelli. Its been haunting our class since she went missing. I’m glad she can finally be laid to rest.

I communicate with my wife in text emojis and noises from three fart apps.

Yes, so much, that broke my heart. We met our daughter when she was 19 months and I can’t help but think that we are living the exact time they’ll never have. Looking at their picture and I just want to love the pain away from that baby who doesn’t even know it’s coming yet.

I walk my dog alone at night...not usually super late, but the sun goes down so early and my pup has to pee before she goes to bed. Anyways, I don’t stop. I don’t fucking stop walking for anybody. At bus stops people will ask me for change, or just random people will try to stop me to talk, and I don’t stop walking.…

Ooooooof. Hillary, darling, trust me: you’re actually really funny when you get sarcastic and rip into the GOP and sexism. Do that. Honestly.

Kristian.

I think that’s a real divide between religious/atheist people. I used to visit my friend’s grave, but I really didn’t know what to do with myself, I mean...she was already gone. The only thing I could think of was maybe leaving flowers so her mom knew I didn’t forget her?

Is this Rita Ora because I don’t know her.

that song is like my biggest “guilty pleasure”

“Wait.... DON’T?”