I think the offense is that people often don’t take girly things as serious things. It would be clear the person isn’t a black belt, because people take karate seriously and know it involves real skill.

But also, like the cool parents whose house you always ended up at for sleepovers.

I’ve seen little kids with stupid fucking pumpkin things to hold their candy all week. I’m like... little kid. wtf are you doing?

The only “released statement” without being prompted was a one minute blip in the middle of an hour long conversation Russell was having with his pastor in a church where, y’know, people talk about celibacy.

Oh pipe the fuck down. They promote their visits because that is precisely what helps the hospital bring attention to their children’s program. And the God is great-ing is totally separate from all that, which, mind you, is literally only brought up when other people ask.

Dammit I was confusing him with both Topher Grace and Joshua Jackson. Like at the same time. So I don’t even know what even.

i’ve gone through 3 rough drafts of my answer and still can’t come up with one.

He just said something like “they dont want you to see Birth of a Nation tho” on Twitter. When people called him out on it, he said people were interpreting his comments too simplistically and we should know better than to make assumptions about him. But then he never elaborated.

yeah I really don’t understand why this is a story

interesting. there isn’t single white American I know who uses them!

and, yes, probably

every white person i’ve encountered (plenty mind you) is hella confused that I bring any sort of wash rag into my showers. my white homegirls get the loofah thing but a wash cloth apparently lends to much confusion.

bahahahah thanks for explaining i was so confused about the OP’s comment.

“I, too, am a lightskinned who’s always in his feelings. I, too, sing America. I am the lightskinned brother”

And then probably give her a two finger salute

I vaguely remember using this tactic intentionally in law school during moot court. I might have it the wrong way, but using last name only is more formal and we used it for the opposing party. Our defendants got first name treatment. It made them sound more familiar and empathetic. I think.

You’re a real treat. You need to sit with my post a few extra minutes to realize we’re talking about different things. Or not. I don’t care. Bye!

If I say an artist had the best album this decade, you realize I’m not saying other albums in previous decades aren’t better right?

prince isn’t my generation...

manipulative bastards!