Just stab me in the heart and get it over with already

Trabant.

If i put LSD in there, will me or the dragon drive?

Sadly I fell asleep whilst driving one night and flipped it. Now I drive an Impreza 2.5RS

Most British thing since

I was all NP until the welded diff part

This is what I always told myself when I was driving my '96 PGT

I learned to drive stick in my first car, a 1996 Ford Probe GT, Boysenberry Blue Metallic

The all new 2007 Chevy Mangling You're Toast Hindenburg-mobile

I feel like this kind of generosity is a northern Michigan thing. I blew my clutch in Elk Rapids and everyone was super nice and friendly helping me out.

Manual Transmission Drivers

The Ford Probe GT was a great car

Sounds similar to the hardtop Z06

Is that a thing?

It's just me and like 6 cats

Pretty sure this is a guy, not your roommate's step-sister, Jeffrey.

At least it wasn't the Malibu Maxxx

The Detroit stories on Jalopnik Detroit?! How dare they talk about Detroit on Jalopnik Detroit!

Mustang Sally