Fried Chicken!

To answer this question we must decide what the best engine is. It's the flat 4 (or 6). The Lorax, nay, Karl Benz patented the first engine with horizontally opposed pistons. So Porsche, Volkswagen, Subaru... yeah Karl Benz.

Last time I drank an expired can of vegetable juice I got diarrhea

Is that considered ice dancing?

I was stuck behind an X-type jaguar yesterday with a vanity plate that read "GOT JAG". And I was like "Do you?"

That troubled me deeply

That's ~$1800 Freedom Dollars.

Too rare not to do something cool with. NP

Eyes on the road, jackass

Good god that's clever

That's too much work for the average would-be-Ram-Runner-buyer. I've never seen a Ram Runner in the wild, but see Raptors weekly

Way too much work when you could just use your other hand as a plate and sleeve as a napkin

Chrysler really dropped the ball on the Ram Runner. They should've made them showroom ready

Don't you mean "Hodor"?

lovable fuckup indeed

wow

Found in the CD player:

The sex was breathtaking

#4 is incorrect. Fiat s76 had a 21.7 liter I4

EDIT: It's 28.3 liters

And I shall call it "The Flash"