I can’t wait to see it all on the ID channel! Someone throw some “defense fund money” at Alison and let’s watch.

Welcome to the freak show.

Why this physically and morally deformed, golddigging, attention-seeking, talentless, corrupt, tasteless ex-stripho is provided with any public interest is totally baffling. It only feeds her deranged sense of self-importance. Dear Matron of Melody Mariah: you’ve been knocked down a few points on the respectability…