Calories can be a useful general guide, but as a metric of energy intake they are imprecise, and offer at best a partial understanding of how food is metabolized—a process which varies from person to person.

God damn it

NICE ONE

Pigeon need not be "something a hobo eats" — in fact I've had fantastically prepared pigeon in Orvieto, where it's the local specialty (though they no longer breed them underground in literal pigeonholes).

I like to imagine she's directly addressing the boat.

While it's not quite what you're asking for, there's always Lou Reads the Internet for You.

Bad Idea Jeans.

Ahh-ahh-ahhhhhhhh?

Syrio's return seems unlikely, but then again, I used to mock the "Coldhands is Benjen Stark" theorists.

Speaking of GoT, I miss The Bad Thread :(

Is this where I apply for the Pen 15 Club?

I think GJIs are safe. For now

Sometimes I order things on eBay from Chinese sellers. They all use a distinctive combination of styrofoam and beige packing tape that has a sharply acrid, industrial, chemical smell to it. Totino's taste the way this packaging smells, but oilier.

According to the link: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Common, Ruby Rose, and Chad Stahelski.

John Wick is awesome, self-aware mindless garbage, though.

Exactly. What a strange knee-jerk reaction, to assume that the show is an attack and not, say, an attempt to inform or to open a dialogue.

Why do you take it as an attack? It's Dear White People, not Fuck You, White People. Do you know anything about the content of the show? Have you watched the movie, and did it make you feel attacked? Why do you equate the presence of one show addressing race with "making everything about race"?

It's fantastic. Finally, a high-quality version of Bustin'!

Thanks—I had no idea there was a new one!

flops rhythmically in Mr. White's direction, hisses, mimes biting fist