Sure he was a great cyclist. But if he didn’t take PEDs (and everyone else still did) no one outside the sport would even know his name and he wouldn’t have made himself very wealthy along the way.

Warning: Actual Mirrors Are Further Than They Appear

What a tremendous use of that clip. Bravo.

I predict the trailer is all battery packs for long distancing moving of cargo... which can be transported in the glove compartment.

Anyone not in Texas should be considered lucky.

That’s the widest painter’s tape I’ve ever seen!

A proper oil change at any Jiffy Lube is amazing.

Probably a few princesses in NY, CA and FL with nicer ones.

“We had to track down the issue in your wiring harness. That will be $742,000”.

Yes, too bad he couldn’t go into the future to get his cars.

This should be done to every taxi... Twice a day.

Curse the man who slacked off with that center section of jersey-wall.

But just think how much more overpriced the air-cooled rear engine cars will become.

At least it isn’t black or silver like every other damn car in the world.

Hell of an acceptance speech! (Now cue the music to play this guy off the stage before he thanks God and tells his kids to go to bed.)

The Fiat Chrysler investigation has been concluded: “Nope, all good. Nothing to see here... move along.”

It’s because Harley’s R&D Department just discovered electricity.

Bike chains should be lubricated not “greased” as stated in the title. Please, do not put grease on a bike chain.

Just gave you another. Enjoy!

I’m sure that the Suby could give the Porsche a run for the money if it had upgrades that also gave it an $85,000 price.