I don’t think you understand the joke.

Range Rover / Audi AllRoad / Yugo GV

Everyone remember this British car with the reliable Japanese drivetrain? Didn’t think so...

This!

Shouldn’t matter. Most smokers are pretty shameless.

The same ones that are always lecturing others about “Personal Accountability”

Both Shazam and Sound Hound have no damn idea what it is. (Shazam just keeps guess crappy club music and Sound Hound isn’t even guessing).

That. Is. Horrible.

Has a plane... wants a boat.

It’s because people are just simple animals and like sparkly things. As for bodyshops it is usually the non-matching metalflake in the paint that makes it so damn easy to spot anything but a perfect repair.

People are not very creative and they are basically children inside. They really want to be noticed and stand out (by having the right car) but not for the wrong thing, like a color that people won’t think is cool. I find hard to believe that everyone’s favorite color is blacksilverwhitegray. And what is the story…

I wear my full-face helmet not as much to protect my skull as to protect face from being sanded off.

People.

$200!? That better be in mint condition to command that top of the market price.

No, they do. It just shows a lack of self-control and maturity, that’s all. It’s fine as it never has bad outcome. I hope you never lose a family member to a drunk driver. You might end up making a post like I did someday.

Sorry you can’t “enjoy yourself” without drinking. Must be tough.

Or you could just grow up and not drink too much... But people don’t want to hear that. (And if you have a problem get help. It’s out there).

MY GOD! Elon has figured out a way to let dogs drive telepathically!

Not camo. That’s where the “Opera Light” goes.

Considering all of the people who parallel park by Braille I predict a lot of messed up Teslas.