I have.

If you don’t think bicycle racing requires extraordinary reaction speed and instinct it is because you have never done it.

Am I the only guy here that thinks that bikes have all kinds of blindspots due to the full-face helmets? You guys must be riding without a lid.

She is accessorizing her trunk with throw pillows and a centerpiece

And if you intentionally drove this one into a lake no one would care... about you or the car.

Great, two weeks for the putzes who never go over the speed limit to feel vindicated. Of course they’ll be so worried about going 1mph too fast that they’ll go even slower... further impeding the people who have SOMETHING to do during the day, causing them to veer around and causing more danger to all.

Plastic Bertrand Video Budget:

You have to appreciate the man who goes back to the ticket counter at 55 seconds... HE won’t let the terrorists win.

Wow... those two cars are just all kinds of horrible.

The XR2 is the answer to... nothing.

Still less weight than I see on the average Harley that is being ridden two-up.

Really? I’ve seen people in public blowing clouds of vape that were bigger that the clouds of weed that you’d see over Snoop Dog at a reggae concert.

1991 Acura Integra in jasper green metallic. Best “teal” car ever!

I’m amazed that the traffic keeps moving on both sides. Around DC traffic will stop for six hours for a fender bender.

Just what a goofy wedding photographer and full-time mom needs. Then again, 98%* of the people that buy them just get them to impress people.

Forget the big stuff. Just give me one for door dings. And also have it slam the door on the hand of the person who just flung their door into your car.

You carry bricks in the center console of your car?

No big deal for the kids. They probably see this at home all the time.

I can’t figure out while generic, dyed, implanted, botoxed, blow-up dolls are still considered the epitome of American beauty.

Expected reply from towing company: “That was previous damage.”