Cry me a river. This labor reckoning is delicious. I’ve been working (on the books) since I was 16. It wasn’t until I was in my mid-thirties (8 different jobs) that I earned something approximating a comfortable wage, and I’m one of the lucky ones! Pay up, suckers.

So, you’re saying you’d be so inept at it that you’d get caught? That would be a problem in any industry.

The “retcon” of Elektra is now complete, right? Or did the flashbacks just skip over the years where she was a full out villain, including to her own house? I mean I know it’s difficult when you want to grow a character who starts off as basically a typical Ryan Murphy/Brad Falchuk villain (and in season one that…

“one of the best sci-fi movies of the last decade”

Pretty sure new Super episodes are in production now that will adapt the Galctic Patrol Prisoner arc. I’m unsure if this new movie will be set before that arc or after.

No mention of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry’s dick and brain are playing chess? For shame.

I’m still preoccupied with 1985.......

Even so, like as i am reading i just keep thinking. Who the hell cares? Adults can access adult content. Them calling it offensive material is such a fucked up old school notion.

Sneaking a hyperlink to a story about Cuphead embracing racist roots within an article sexualizing a cartoon cat is peak Kotaku

I will purposely order too much pizza so I can have cold leftovers the next morning -- whether or not I’m hungover. It’s not that weird. If you think about it, quiche is basically a French egg pizza, and that’s often preferred cold.

“Oh, we can still lower that bar.”

I didn’t listen to the whole Kidd Wes song, but yeah, I can hear similarities. I think the (or, at least, a) problem is the two phrases (“This is America” and “Made in America”) have the same rhythm, and each phrase is the centerpiece of the flow. So other similarities are going to derive from that. Nevertheless, Kidd…

Yeah. The flow is similar. I can see where Kidd Wes is coming from.

As a person wearing a 40k US bra, I happen to like my boobie prison, as it is the only thing standing between me and my giant bewbs hitting the floor or suffocating/knocking me out when I try to do yoga.

Nope. Cargos are wonderful.  

Just don’t expect it to have things to do. Also expect that people will HATE you for not being local no matter how long you live there. They’ll be nice to you but they will not actually like you.

I think I’m officially an old geezer: I really do not understand the point of posting yourself moving the camera around your head/face like you’re looking for a good angle to take a picture but you never actually take a picture. This has been A Thing for a number of a years with the youths but I’m just like...you…

Also, last I checked, it takes two people to fuck. So whenever there's pearl clutching over sexually active women, I always ask, "And what about the men they're having sex with? You worried about them too?"

If my suburban lady friends are any indication...

I feel like a full 90% of the Jezebel pieces I read are just introductions to a larger piece that doesn’t exist. The conclusion seems to be that the division between suburbs and city are arbitrary and invented, which I can get behind, but is the sex-obsessed suburban woman really a myth then ?