No Switch version?

Agreed - but I am also not going to complain about updating convenience.

But in Japan they have vending machines for everything - and still have stores. I feel like the US as a whole is way behind on convenience.

You make valid points, however:

I enjoy this story.

I actually like stuffed crust pizza...

It was for a commercial for stuffed crust, but even then, you don’t eat it that way

TDIL, there is such a thing as a Melee council.

Sirens had an asexual secondary character.

Hm. Do we know if this is an education/information problem (people don’t know they need three shots/think they’ve already had their third/don’t remember that they still need to get one more/don’t realize they can get it at the same time as other vaccines) or something else?

Honestly, if they released a really comprehensive editor a la RPG Maker with square Enix designed assets in the vein of the SNES years with modern sprites, I think people would jump on it. Not only would it attract people to their older games, but it would allow fans to take a narrative lead and be a sort of massive…

Well, damn. That’s actually awesome. It’s been so long since Pentakill I’d figured the skins team had forgotten about Yorick. Especially after he didn’t get one soon after his rework.

Muphry’s Law.

Please let this be an actual unaltered quote from the book. Brilliant troll? Accidental irony?

Pewdiepie’s stream is not their property, so it is abuse of the DMCA.

Pewdiepie is a racist but abusers of the DMCA should fuck off.

That’s why you need Old Glory insurance - for when the metal ones come for you.

Federal... G...

I often break rule #1, but a) I’m not trying out anything potentially poisonous (e.g. made panzanella for the first time for a potluck, went great) and b) I’m a reasonably experienced, confident cook and I know how not to make fucky substitutions.

I know I’m an asshole, but isn’t the correct Spousal Strategy to never get yourself into this situation, by not marrying the kind of person who would want to make a Sushi Casserole in the first place?