I enjoy this story.

I actually like stuffed crust pizza...

It was for a commercial for stuffed crust, but even then, you don’t eat it that way

TDIL, there is such a thing as a Melee council.

Sirens had an asexual secondary character.

Hm. Do we know if this is an education/information problem (people don’t know they need three shots/think they’ve already had their third/don’t remember that they still need to get one more/don’t realize they can get it at the same time as other vaccines) or something else?

Honestly, if they released a really comprehensive editor a la RPG Maker with square Enix designed assets in the vein of the SNES years with modern sprites, I think people would jump on it. Not only would it attract people to their older games, but it would allow fans to take a narrative lead and be a sort of massive…

Well, damn. That’s actually awesome. It’s been so long since Pentakill I’d figured the skins team had forgotten about Yorick. Especially after he didn’t get one soon after his rework.

Muphry’s Law.

Please let this be an actual unaltered quote from the book. Brilliant troll? Accidental irony?

Pewdiepie’s stream is not their property, so it is abuse of the DMCA.

Pewdiepie is a racist but abusers of the DMCA should fuck off.

That’s why you need Old Glory insurance - for when the metal ones come for you.

Federal... G...

I often break rule #1, but a) I’m not trying out anything potentially poisonous (e.g. made panzanella for the first time for a potluck, went great) and b) I’m a reasonably experienced, confident cook and I know how not to make fucky substitutions.

No. A little light fibbing here and there may keep a relationship running smoothly, but you can’t prop up your partner’s delusions on this level. You will wind up seething with resentment years down the road. This was one of those cases where it’s better to just have the fight and accept the consequences.

This is actually the simplest thing in the world to solve, so I’ll avail you of my spousal experience. You look at it and say, ‘Mmm, that looks good.’ You take it to the potluck and then every chance you get when she’s not around, you load up your plate with it so when she gets back the dish, a little less than half…

I know I’m an asshole, but isn’t the correct Spousal Strategy to never get yourself into this situation, by not marrying the kind of person who would want to make a Sushi Casserole in the first place?

FWB: Your search is going to be long and trying. Despite what popular culture tells you, most men aren’t just looking for a woman to bang, they’re looking for someone that they can connect and form a romantic relationship with. You can tell them up front that you’re just in it for sex, but they actually DO have…

As someone from the outside looking in (read: I am gay af), it baffles me how terrible straight people are at casual sex. Like dudes are successfully boinking each other every other minute on Grindr, but Tindr comes out and it’s a hellscape of catfishing and potential sexual assault. That’s not to say bad things don’t…