Not every man needs to be admired for his diction.

The main categories are Kids, Teens, and Elders React. Some are more just for "fun," like this, while others tackle potentially more loaded topics. The overall point is to show a microcosm of the diverse opinions and reactions in each generation. They can actually be very humanizing as they demonstrate things like…

As someone who has played Octodad with a controller, this isnt a weird position to find someone in when trying really, really, really hard... Its definitely not fake

A few diamonds in the rough, my good chap.

I've been calling games like Octodad where players can work together against weird controls "QWOPerative".

We'd also should have a study asking college women what they would do to men if they had the opportunity and guarantee to get away with it. You'd pretty soon would lose your false sense of moral superiority. Wanna bet that a lot of women would avenge real or purported injustices in the most bloody way and I'm not…

Level of surprise: 2.5/10.

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

i have done a billion fucking dumb shit things but i just wanna start with the fact that i have cut myself pretty excellently with a plastic butter knife.

I'd like to think it was an intern who was all like "dude, what was that movie with those black people?" Hilarity ensues.

Yes. A thousand times yes. As fine as this list is, there is no way Tony Jay deserves to not be included. His voice as Megabyte in Reboot was utterly seminal in my mind's formation of what makes a good villain. Low. Menacing. Always smiling as he sneers his way into chipping a hero down into tiny little pieces. …

Tony Jay as Megabyte from Reboot.

This list has a glaring omission. Although I admit, I can't pick which of Tim Curry's villain roles was the best.

Honorable Mentions:

Ferguson is going to look like Disney Land compared to the fallout after this tragedy on a national scale.

Not only do I find this extremely dangerous and stupid of those waiting in line but also from Apple. If they had any sense they'd take each persons details and let them go home to a nice warm bed and not risk death. Let them come back and be the first ones in, in the order they were before. As someone else said its…

Yeah.

Black licorice...gross.

Canada has Malteasers and Crunchies, and many Walmart locations have a tiny section of Asda groceries for imported Double Deckers and Jelly Babies, Hobnobs and proper tasting tins of beans. So it's not all Amazon and import shops and outrageous prices. Of course, finding PG Tips without being robbed is still an issue.

Or... You know...