You know I mean this in the nicest way, but all you anti-voicemail people are being petulant weenies.

Nothing gives me worse phone anxiety than voicemail. I hate calling or answering the phone but I truly loathe voicemail. Our phone system at work just got "upgraded" and the voicemail is broken and it's been absolutely wonderful.

Look, Coke, I love you, but you're fucking high. You have all that Cola money, $100,000 is pocket change to you.

So, it's not that they're scrapping virginity tests because virginity is an outdated and completely inappropriate way to test a woman's moral upstanding, but because sometimes a woman's vagina isn't virgin-like because of other reasons like she fell on it?

jezebel hates her. And having a different opinion only breeds more hate your way. I don't get it, but that's how this shit seems to always go. Snaps for voicing a different view though.

This is just so god damned stupid. What Iggy has done is no different than what the Rolling Stones did with the whole 'appropriation' of black music. Fuck that, art is art, everyone has a right to make whatever art they want, regardless of who influenced them or how good or not good the art is.

Okay, so I understand that she has made some racist tweets or whatever it was (I don't know the specifics), and she was stupid to have that "slave-master" line (wtf was she thinking?), and that is definitely an important part of the context here. But what, really, is wrong with anything she said? I think she's right…

If you use YouTube much, or if you're someone that makes videos, then you're already familiar with one of the fundamental ways YouTube is broken: it doesn't always show people the latest uploads, even if they're subscribed to someone.

Whoever chose the header image: I both love and hate you in equal measure.

I really don't understand the hate towards Iggy Azalea. What is she doing differently than Elvis Presley, or anyone who has been influenced by another culture? Is there only room in the world for one female rapper? If Missy Elliot was still in her heyday, I'm sure she still be quite successful with or without Iggy…

How the bookcase got into your pajamas, we'll never know.

With every article you write about her, you only prove that she does have this "rap game" handled. Basically, she is a media personality whose power grows when people talk about her. When you aren't talented all press is good press. Also, why do we only shit on rappers? If white people need to get approval or learn…

Soon the transformation into Xenomorph Queen will be complete.

I read that as Caption this ad for Batman featuring and thought...I don't know if Kanye can act but he seems broody enough to make a really good Batman. Hell, I'd totally go see Batman featuring Kanya and I don't generally go see superhero movies.

I for one will purchase the duck hunt immediately. Then my next goal is to get out of the grey

Tortoise is just pissed because cat was doing impressions of him earlier.