But think of all the dead celebrity guest stars they could have on!

Weekend at grumpy's. Now I would see that movie.

Just make sure you clean up afterwards.

I think your outrage over the writer's outrage is even more disingenuous and off-putting.

Thank god, I was beginning to think my dad just made me eat really fucked up things.

am I the only one who loved the milky pinup ads?

For all the dead ppl

And for antidote: hamsters! playing instruments!

This scene from Hannibal still freaks me the hell out:

This article sounds drunk.

What, forgot all about this guy didja?!

Hahaha, wow, that's the best thing ever. Also, I like your name, what are the odds.

It would have been hilarious if they replaced him with gay pornstar Girth Brooks.

Coffee ice cream is the second most offensive part.

play one handed. other hand writing a screenplay or holiday cards

That works on businesses. Governments are not businesses. In fact, the American government has been known to force people in certain industries to work at gunpoint... and they're one of the nicer governments on the planet when it comes to that.

I meet an exchange student from Germany who told his father the LCBO charges on the credit card were for the Little College Bookstore of Ontario. Tsk tsk.

They can call for it but it ain't gonna happen.

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