So let me get this straight, Obama got us out the war in Iraq, as he promised, dealt with healthcare as he promised, he closed the Medicare doughnut hole, as he promised and kept dozens of other promises he made. But because Guantanamo is still open, he’s a con artist? Of course, there were promises he wasn’t able to…

I swear, the transcript read like a Mad Libs book...

“(Insert Title) (insert name) you have a very good reputation. You are a terrific (insert sex). You are doing amazing work which is visible in every way. I am looking forward to see you soon.”