This comment is so spot on.

No, see, there's a toggle switch so that you can choose to use either the clip rounds for efficient, semi-auto firing, or the revolver for when you need to shoot while looking super bad-ass (especially useful if you'll be shooting in slo-mo, or perhaps while using V.A.T.S.)

I think their music is silly as hell, but as a drummer myself I have to say that he's pretty damn good. Had no idea it was Weinberg's son.

No, Herschel was the old guy that owned the farm, right? I'm talking about the guy that looked like a Florida retiree and I think he owned the RV they were riding around in. He got killed by a zombie late in the season, and I cheered it more than any other death to that point because he was the most annoying,…

The pilot was the best I'd ever seen. I started watching late, and was actively neglecting it just because I was so burned out on zombies, but once I saw it I just had to keep going.

You know how hard it is as a white man to get a laugh out of a racist or sexist joke at work nowadays?? Not only that, I heard some places you can even get in trouble for it! Whole world's going to shit…

I don't know if it's a common situation in other areas or not, but where I live there's a disturbing sort of stripper ecosystem. Full-on stripping is illegal, however, you can do topless as long as the nipples are covered, thus the establishment of places affectionately known as "pasty bars."

Yeah, I know the history, but as it's now just our national anthem I can't agree that the first thing it should necessarily evoke is military pride. In fact, the reason I love it so much compared to most countries' anthems is because it's not just a babble about "our beautiful laaaaand." It's poignant and poetic,…

You know, I go to such a disproportionate amount of Blues games compared to anything else that it sounds weird to me when I hear "brave" sung live instead of "Bluuues!" But I manage to bite my tongue.

I'm American and I love sports, and I really don't get it either.

Oh, I'm sure they're interested. Kind of like how I'm interested in this rogue text I get every now and then with a link to www.amateuranalassassins.com, or something. I'm never clicking it, but I'm definitely interested…

The visual of a lone cowboy in a gay bar in Calgary saying, "This is my last drink, then I'm gonna go kill myself" over and over again is one of the funniest things I've had in my head for a while. And now I hope he didn't really go kill himself.

"You guys?" I'm American. And are you sure you're hearing "aboot" and not "a-BOAT?" I have a friend from Halifax and a friend from Toronto, and that's how they both say it. Or listen to any Canadian hockey broadcast.

You know, the stereotype has always annoyed me, and maybe I'm just not aware of certain regional accents, but any Canadian I've ever heard says "a-boat", not "a-boot." Just like they say "oh-fense", not "ooh-fense."

Hey man, let me know if you ever want to go grab a pint and take turns pissing on a picture of Stan Kroenke.

I'm sure I'd appreciate it now with a totally different perspective, but "Dazed and Confused" was completely ruined for me when it came out because every jackoff jock and stoner in my high school (they weirdly overlapped to form a sort of dickhead super-clique) worshiped it and quoted it endlessly.

The DeLeo's in particular were seriously underappreciated for the musicianship and broad sensibility they brought to what would otherwise have been just a good ol' grungy-type-band.

I absolutely love Cross as a comedic performer and writer, but his standup just makes me think he's like the guy in your circle of friends that you have to keep defending to your girlfriend at parties—"Dave's actually really smart and funny, you just kinda have to get used to him."

"I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. And that person over there's a person."

If you ate most of a pan pizza from Dominos, I'm pretty sure the alien parasite was already there…