Wichita St is ranked 7th at Kenpom. While Ken Pomeroy isn’t the absolute authority, I think it’s safe to say they weren’t a ten seed. But yes. If you go by the selection committee’s impeccable judgement. Kentucky did stave off a huge upset.

It doesn’t really feel like a mighty upset attempt when the losing team should have been several places higher in the bracket.

I know, right? Who in the hell censors a good old-fashioned flash?

The police found texts from the “victim” asking her friend to say Zeke hit her even the bruises came from a bar fight she got in. The friend’s response was “are you asking me to lie?”

34 is gonna suck -- too old to run the ball and too young to run for office.

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

Fuck. I was so excited to be outraged.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

I don’t wanna get near you. I’m glad you got the fish.

Who the fuck is Arcade Fire?@!

Yeah, that’s the point: the Comey letter didn’t *actually* say anything scandalous, and the smarter political commentators were immediately pointing that out, but because it had to do with Hillary and emails, people like Cillizza were tripping over their boots to declare its extreme importance and spend the whole…

How long do we have to pretend to miss the point on this one?

That’s because it’s socialist soccer. If it was fuhbaw or baebaw, he’d be shoveling gold coins into giant canvas bags.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

“The people all said sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat”

Man. Jerry Kill must be Having a fit.

I’m looking forward to finding out how many of the leaked plays were Rushin’.

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

You must be a dark fucking gambling hole to willingly leak information, really sloppily, and give up game plan information to help the school you graduated from, a team you played for and to hurt kids you’ve coached as recently as last year.