The Vegas Wind

The biggest difference between the Browns and the Cardinals is that most NFL fans sympathize with the Browns. They actually give a shit about their suffering. The Cards are a team we don’t know they still exist unless they’re somehow not in last place.

YEEEEEESSSSSSS! They're back! This is like Christmas for the next several weeks

I nominate these kids for the Nobel Peace Prize 

YEEEESSSSSSS! WYTS is just around the corner. The only thing I wish Drew would do is apply that to baseball. We need a WYTS for MLB....hell, the other 3 leagues deserve it too, but baseball most definitely.

Aamateur!

I guess there would be no hard feelings afterwards.

Pelosi's just mad because a house fell on her sister the other day. 

The fascination with Flutie is very cultish. Similar with what you have with Tebow or Fitzception, I mean, Fitzmagic. 

“How dare Trump not bring our Champions to the White House”

Yes, on paper, sports leagues have a domestic violence policy, but they’re so horribly inconsistent and ineffective with it. Take the NFL, they’ll cherry pick their punishments to certain offenders where some will get 6 games but a lot of others barely get 2. They’re more concerned with the drug policy over something…

Domestic violence really started to get notice and national attention during the O.J. Simpson trial. It showed how much of an abuser he was and then the flood gates opened when people addressed this and talked about it more and more. Prior to this, it was kept hush hush. No one dared spoke of it and it was treated…

Rremember when Dolan gave a fan a lifetime ban from Knicks games? He showed mercy and compassion to a human that day. That fan shall forever be in his debt.

Sorry that you got kicked like that, President Trump. I guess the Secret Service didn’t do their job this time.

If this league can’t figure out what the fuck a catch or a tackle is, what do you think’s gonna happen with this? This will be another thing that will undergo the same cherry picking bullshit from week to week. One instance, it’ll be PI and then the next, it won’t be. Just tell the refs, “Hey, remember that play in…

Hey, you put Jew in a cleverly-written context. Just you wait till Ben Shapiro hears about this and describes how "anti-Semitic" this is.

Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and Pee Wee Herman?

You too *star*

Here, take your well-earned star, you magnificent bastard!