The one that’s airing now about how since Charmin is so good you can wear your underwear the next day repulses me to the core

Fucking Jays just win goddammit.

haha, poor Dratch - I mean its 100% true (ever see the original pilot its weird as shit with Dratch in it), but still... poor girl

And is similar to the dearly departed Wonderfalls (RIP you beautiful show)

as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

The inverse is true too. Carrie in drag as the Pull Out King melts my soul into a puddle of joy.

Imagine for a second a Shawn Mendes song featuring Charlie Puth

I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts

Makes sense. The microphone was really bad, but like, it was also good enough to catch my breathing.

Maybe its perspective but his fingers look like the nubbiest little nubs in proportion to the rest of his hand

be still my beating heart... one of the guys from 2ge+her

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are…

I have ridden the mighty moon worm!

It’s got a pretty rough first and last seasons, but the sweet goo in the middle was a lot of fun.

as an anxiety-prone Jays fan..... fuck you Yankees

Michaela Watkins is crazy to me - I love her in absolutely everything I see her in and its so weird to think she was anonymously on SNL briefly

much love for your user name Jerum

“It is impossible to talk about alcohol and not talk about sex.”

do you think mike pence has ever purchased fake ice cubes with bugs in them to put into peoples drinks, then he walks up from behind them and pats them on the back and deadpans “hows the bug juice there, senator”

heh, at this point seeing how much attention and love he gets, I just have to accept that its just that he’s not for me